"Raised $400 million at a $4 billion valuation" and "completed a B+ round of several hundred million yuan" read like plain facts, yet a financing announcement is one of the most carefully composed texts in business: written by a startup and its investors together, timed for a purpose, and built from choices about which numbers to state exactly, which to round, and which to leave out. This collection teaches the reading skill in thirteen modules: how founders and venture capitalists think, what round names promise, the math of valuation and dilution, the terms that sit behind a headline price, why parties announce or stay silent, how disclosure language works in English- and Chinese-language media, what the interval between rounds says, what a round does and does not prove, how startups end, and how founders keep clear judgment amid the noise. Every calculation is shown step by step, no finance background is assumed, and the collection closes with a ten-question toolkit for turning any funding headline into a calibrated reading.